FOREWORD
On the dubious orders of LEP psychologist, Doctor J. Argon, I have been asked to compile a dossier of sorts on my closest associates. A transparent attempt to divine my mental state, but a small price to pay for my privacy once the job is done. So, here follows a cursory glimpse at the privileged few in the Fowl inner circle. One hopes that this never falls into the wrong hands, the media for example. Heaven knows what the prying eyes of the tabloids would make of it all.
Artemis Fowl II
ARTEMIS FOWL AND THE TIME PARADOX is coming 7 August 2008!















